Rob Oakeshott (pictured) and Julia Gillard staged an impromptu musical number this afternoon as part of their announcement that Mr Oakeshott had declined the bribe of a ministry position in the Gillard minority government. Apparently even "Independents" have their limits.
(Oakeshott)
"I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain."
(Gillard)
"With the thoughts you'd be hoardin'
You could be really movin' forward
If you only had a brain"
(Oakeshott)
"Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain."
The press conference ended without any questions being taken.
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